35 Moments That Destroyed Your Innocence
2. Anytime A.C. Slater was tits out in a singlet onSaved by the Bell.
Who didn’t want to be headlocked by A.C.?
3. Even though the Malibu Sands Beach Resort episodes of Saved by the Bell were the worst, they were still good for a shirtless Zack Morris.
4. Freddie Prinze Jr., in general…but especially when he mowed the lawn like this in Summer Catch because duh.
5. The underwear aisle in any department store.
The pre-internet way to gaze upon the male form.
6. Anytime someone from 98 Degrees wore a tank…
7. ….but mostly Jeff Timmons’ fat tits and hard nipples.
8. TANKS, in general.
9. All of the guys who get on and off the elevator during the “You’re Makin’ Me High” Toni Braxton music video because hello that’s the MF dream.
10. Tyson Beckford, in general.
Plz unbreak my heart.
11. Danny and his hot-ass, blurred-face military boyfriend from Real World: New Orleans.
12. Basically anytime a guy was shirtless and/or in their underwear on the Real World.
13. The sweaty sex hand hitting the window in Titanic.
14. Aladdin’s constant shirtlessness.
15. Gaston’s furry tits.
Your introduction to bears.
16. All of the headless random gyrations in the Backstreet Boys’ “Quit Playing Games With My Heart” music video.
He was touching (playing with?) his GD nips!
17. Anytime the Backstreet Boys or any other boy band wore shirts without shirts under them, LOL.
18. See-through shirts, also LOL.
19. When Urkel turned into Stefan and you were like, “Fuck!”
“GET. IT. LAURA.”
20. D’angelo’s deep V’s.
Those are some valleys in need of exploration.
21. Ryan Phillippe’s ass in Cruel Intentions.
- Pauses the VHS tape and rewinds it over-and-over *
22. Survivor because shirtless guys (if you don’t think about the smell).
And blurred-out crotches (again, if you don’t think about the smell).
23. The guy from the Spice Girls’ “Say You’ll Be There” music video who lived in the desert, wore a cowboy hat, and didn’t know how to buckle his pants.
24. Antonio Sabato’s Calvin Klein campaign.
25. Angel from Buffy.
26. Ashton Kutcher’s weird yet kind of hot RS cover of him putting on his shirt.
Or was he taking off his shirt? This pic is so weird.
27. Baywatch, duh.
28. This beginning shot of the guy in a Speedo fromBaywatch.
29. Jeremy Jackson on Baywatch.
30. And Mike from Baywatch, who basically ignited your thirst for dads.
31. Usher, in general.
32. Ricky Martin being doused in wax, which was prob mad painful, but no pain no gain!
33. Every Abercrombie bag.
34. Every Abercrombie ad.
35. And of course, Simba.
Don’t deny it.